Gift/ wish list

By popular request, I now include my personal gift list. This is , of course, my own take on the feature perhaps  more commonly known as a wish list, on some other web sites!

• A sports car
  Not exactly convenient for the airport transfer but a slave bought me one of these anyway. Thank you!
• A house in the sun
  No, wait, I've already got that, haven't I?
• A Caribbean cruise
  Sorry, been there, done that, and I got a tee shirt, too!

Okay, so I was being slightly less than serious there. That is because I do not require, expect, or even ask anyone to bring me a gift, although a nice bottle of wine, to keep the private bar stocked, is always appreciated. However, for those who keep asking, there are some good, English products that are difficult, if not impossible to get here in Spain, without taking a trip into Gibraltar. So, by bringing some such item, you may ensure I have more time to reward, or punish you!